OFP SCORE7.9/10
Invent a Completely Useless Product
A polished launch for a product nobody needed.
FIND YOUR NEXT THING TO TRY
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A small corner of the library, connected by one useful idea.
3 things to try
OFP SCORE8.2/10
Interview My Future Self
A thoughtful conversation with the person you might become.
WHY 8.2?
It prompts useful reflection while staying clearly speculative rather than pretending to predict you.
OFP SCORE8.3/10
Ridiculous Cat Conspiracy
Explain your cat’s suspicious behaviour with unnecessary evidence.
WHY 8.3?
The strict documentary tone and fictional disclaimer make a simple joke land reliably.
It gives consistently inventive satire, but the joke has less replay value than our top prompts.